Improvisation

mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

(via overbiters)

bronyparctears:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

(Source: comfemgem, via christie-like-the-governor)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

(via evilfeminist)

babylonian:

tip #1: text her “I H8 U” while standing right in front of her, a baller ass move she’ll never see coming

babylonian:

tip #1: text her “I H8 U” while standing right in front of her, a baller ass move she’ll never see coming

(via religiousdad)

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(via bravegirl-living)

do you ever want to hit yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(Source: ectogasmic, via cassitea)